ToPsY tUrVy ToMaToEs

Luke and I planted the TOPSY TURVY TOMATOES!!

We are anxiously awaiting the BIG BOY TOMATOES!!

Luke and I also planted a couple of

different types of SUNFLOWERS!!

I LOVE summer!! I LOVE gardening!!!!

Why God Made Moms

Answers given by 2nd grade students!!

Why did God make mothers?

1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.

2. Mostly to clean the house . . .

3. To help us out when we were getting born!

How did God make mothers?

1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us!

2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.

3. God made my mom just the same like He made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?

1. God makes mothers and of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.

2. They had to get their start from men's bones.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?

1. We're related.

2. God knew she like me a lot more than other people's moms.

Why kind of a little girl was your mom?

1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.

2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.

Why did mom need to know about dad before she married him?

1. His last name.

2. Does he made at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did you mom marry your dad?

1. She got too old to do anything else with him.

2. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?

1. Mom doesn't want to be the boss, but she has to because dad's such a goofball.

2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees stuff under the bed.

3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference between moms and dads?

1. Moms works at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.

2. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power because that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.

What does your mom do in her space time?

1. Mother's don't do spare time.

2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?

1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.

2. Diet. You know, her hair.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?

1. She has this weird thing about keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.

2. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.